Honolulu, Hawaii is nothing short of paradise. And what comes with paradise? Fun, debauchery and sexy women like you wouldn’t believe.
Honolulu is located on the island of Oahu and while the tourists are out during the day doing tourist-things when the sun goes down, the real exploration can begin. Honolulu has brothels, prostitutes, strip clubs, and red-light districts that their one million residents and more adventurous tourists alike can take part in. If you’re considering spending some time in Honolulu and you’re looking for a little short-term lovin’, consider some of these excellent options.
Official Travel Sex Guide For Honolulu
I’ll kick things off with the Red-Light District…
Honolulu Red-Light Districts
I know that beauty isn’t something we usually think about with prostitutes, but the women of Kuhio Avenue and Kalakaua Avenue are some of the most beautiful sex workers you will ever stumble across late at night. Even the downtown prostitutes, who aren’t as gorgeous as the women of the two main drags through Honolulu, are doable.
Prices for services vary with the location of the prostitute you’ve picked up, the things you want them to do, and how long you want to keep them with you. For a quickie or blowjob you’re looking at $40-$100 in the downtown area and full-service sex will range from $60-$200. In other areas of the city, you may pay less, but it will all depend on the girl and what freaky things you want to do.
Word of warning: If you’re not into trannies, make sure the woman you’re picking up was born a woman. Trans prostitutes are very common in Honolulu and damn, these guys can really fool you.
Honolulu Strip Clubs
Strip clubs are always a good way to spend an evening, especially with strippers this attractive. The first strip club I would recommend would be Femme Nu off of Kapiolani Boulevard. Easy to get to, attractive women, and in an area that isn’t sketchy.
Rock-Za is within walking distance of Femme Nu and has its share of attractive dancers. These ladies seem to be a bit older and shall I say *enhanced*, but you’re a guy so you don’t care about that.
Finally, Club Hot Ash is a little off the beaten path, so you’re going to need a ride. Off of Kamehameha Highway, Club Hot Ash has good food and affordable drinks to go along with the real draw, the women.
Gay Bars and Clubs
If you’re not into the straight club scene, Honolulu has you covered there as well. Whether you’re gay, lesbian, trans, or anything else on the sexual spectrum, you will probably find it on the sexually free island of Oahu. Here are some of the best gay bars and clubs in Honolulu:
- Wang Chungs-2424 Koa Avenue; open 5pm-2am daily
- Tapas Restaurant & Lanai Bar-407 Seaside Ave, 2nd Floor; music, food, special parties, “Bears” parties, and gay massages
- In Between Waikiki-2155 Lauula St; very casual karaoke bar
- The District Nightclub-1349 Kapiolani Blvd; was known as Bar Seven and Venus, late-night dancing and drinks
Escorts in Honolulu
If you want a higher-end sexual experience, you’re probably not going to be looking for streetwalkers and strippers. Instead, you’re probably going to be more interested in escorts, who tend to be a bit classier than the ladies of the night who are standing on street corners.
If you’re looking to hire an escort, either male or female, give these sites a try:
Erotic Massages in Honolulu
Just like the rest of the country, finding a rub-and-tug can be a touch more difficult because it’s pretty much illegal. However, it is possible to find a sexual experience like this at an erotic massage parlor, where you’re going to get a good rub down and a little something extra without the whole act of sex.
If you enjoy erotic massages consider these Honolulu parlors, you won’t be disappointed:
- Kison Massage
- Ume Spa
- Cute Spa
Dating and Hookup Sites
If you’re not looking to pay for any type of sex act, you do always have the option to find a casual hookup. It isn’t easy to find this kind of partner at the grocery store or walking down the street, so your best bet will be a hookup or dating site. The absolute king of hookup sites for me is Adult Friend Finder.
Adult Friend Finder is one of the largest hookup sites on the internet and once you filter down to Honolulu, you’re going to be swimming in tan goddesses looking to be pleasured and pleasure you…for free.
If Adult Friend Finder isn’t your thing, consider Ashley Madison, the cheaters’ site or Alt.com, a site for those that have fetishes that they want to explore.
Shemales and Trannies
As I mentioned before, Honolulu is home to the shemales and trannies and honestly, its hard to tell who was born male and who was born female. If you enjoy that crowd, doing a quick internet search will let you see the best shemale and tranny shows that Honolulu has to offer. If you’re looking for a tranny, check out these places:
- Fusion Waikiki-2260 Kuhio Ave 2nd Floor; has stripper and drag shows every Friday and Saturday and is a popular dance spot for the locals
- The corner of Pali Highway and Kukui Street-This area has a huge tranny population and if you’re good at negotiating, you can get serviced for between $50-200.
- Classifieds section-You’ll need to look online, but you’re definitely going to find a partner for the evening.
Final Thoughts on Honolulu
Honolulu is relatively safe in the world of violent crime with the majority of crimes being property damage crimes. With that being said, keep your car locked, don’t leave valuables within view, and use caution when driving in less savory areas after dark like Chinatown.
Remember, prostitution is still illegal in Honolulu and if you’re busted, you’re going to get a petty misdemeanor, a fine of up to $500, and the possibility of imprisonment for up to 30 days. So make sure you’re safe, you’re cautious, and realize that if you do get in trouble, it isn’t without punishment. Why got through all that hassle for tail when you can join this fling site and get laid fast? Riddle me that one buddy…